Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear Harry Nilsson

[Verse 1]
I may go out tomorrow
If I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancin' bear

[Chorus 1]
Outrageous, alarming, courageous and charming
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well-accepted everywhere?
Well, it's just amazing how fair people can be

[Verse 2]
Seen at the nicest places
Where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance
Is Simon Smith and his dancin' bear

[Chorus 2]
They'll love us, won't they? They feed us, don't they?
Oh who would think a boy and bear
Could be well-accepted everywhere?
Well, it's just amazing how fair people can be

[Chorus 3]
Well, who needs money when you're funny?
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
Yes, Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear