Nanook Rubs It (2024 Remaster) Frank Zappa

[Verse 1: Frank Zappa]
Well, right about that time, people
A fur-trapper who was strictly from commercial
(Strictly commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo
(Peek-a-boo, woo-oo-oo)
And he started into whipping on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe

[Bridge: Frank Zappa]
I said with a lead (lead)
Filled (lead-filled)
A lead-filled snowshoe (snowshoe)
He said, "Peek-a-boo" (Peek-a-boo!)
With a lead (lead)
Filled (lead-filled)
With a lead-filled snowshoe (snowshoe)
He said, "Peek-a-boo" (Peek-a-boo!)

[Verse 2: Frank Zappa]
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
He went, "Whap!"
With a lead-filled snowshoe
And he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin and he

[Verse 3: Frank Zappa]
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be
So I bent down, and I reached down, and I scooped down
And I gathered up a generous mitten-full of the deadly
(Yellow snow)
The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful
Of the deadly yellow snow crystals
And rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto unknown to the people of this area
But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes now, the circular motion
Rub It!
(Here Fido, here Fido)