Yoga Pants Tim Hawkins

[Verse 1]
My wife was out for three days to visit her mom
I was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone
Somehow she never buckles under all the demands
I had to know her secret. I had to understand

Well, I thought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes
It might be soap operas, but she says they're too fake
It's not the car she drives or what she puts in her hair
I realized it's got to be something that she wears

[Chorus]
Yoga pants
She wears them all day
Yoga pants
At work and at play
Yoga pants
What's all the fuss?
What makes them so special
That they keep them from us?
Yoga pants

[Verse 2]
Well, any normal person would leave it alone
But I'm not a normal person and nobody was home