Saggy Diaper Blues Da Vinci's Notebook

My Mama took my bottle
She took away my apple juice
I said, my Mama took my bottle
She took away my apple juice
I got somethin' squishy in my tushie
I got myself them saggy diaper blues

Oh, say my nanny up and left me
I can't find that girl nowhere
Oh, say my nanny up and left me
I can't find that woman nowhere
So I'm just sittin' here in my high chair, cryin'
Puttin' SpaghettiOs in my hair

I say, my Papa turned off the TV
He took my "Barney" show away
I said, my no good, low down daddy dog, daddy turned off the TV
He took my "Barney" show away
And he won't let me watch the Teletubbies
'Cause he said Tinky Winky's gay

Boom, boom, boom, what's that in my room?
I smell somethin', ain't no perfume
Look in the trunk, and what do I find?
Ain't no spare tire--got a stinky behind!
Mama, Mama, Mama
It's hangin' down to my shoes
Better hurry up and change me
I got them saggy diaper blues