Zayn - PillowTalk PARODY - Key Of Awesome #107 The Key of Awesome (Ft. Bob Geile, Cara Alpert, Dan Melius, Doug Larsen, John Stevens, Kristen Alimena, Luis Ramirez & Mark Douglas)

[Verse 1]
It's part porn
Part true dectective intro
Just went blonde
They have more fun
I've been told

[Pre-Chorus]
And now I only have a first name
Just call me Zayn, Malik was lame
Now I'm like Sting, Hitler and Bono
I like all types of birds
As long as they're models
This Girl weighs less than both her shoes
These Boxing Unicorns are making Uniporn
Hey put some hearts on that girls boobs

[Chorus]
Now lets make dreamy faces
Stick the footage in premiere
Make everything look smeared
Put a flower on her Labia
Tattoo lyrics on her neck
Now here's some gibberish
Yabba Dabba Do
Babadook
Mamaduke
I can do what I want
No more 1D guys
And raging hormones
She's a porcupine
This is a poor song