People Will Say We’re in Love Damon Daunno & Rebecca Naomi Jones

[LAUREY]
Why do they think up stories that link my name with yours?

[CURLY]
Why do the neighbors gossip all day, behind their doors?

[LAUREY]
I know a way to prove what they say is quite untrue
Here is the gist, a practical list of "don't's" for you

Don't throw bouquets at me
Don't please my folks too much
Don't laugh at my jokes too much
People will say we're in love

[CURLY, spoken]
Who laughs at your jokes?

[LAURY]
Don't sigh and gaze at me
Your sighs are so like mine
Your eyes mustn't glow like mine
People will say we're in love

Don't start collecting things