Dinah-Moe Humm The Mothers of Invention

[Verse 1]
I couldn't say where she's comin' from
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm
She strolled on over, said, "look here, bum
I got a forty-dollar bill saying you can't make me cum
You just can't do it"

[Verse 2]
She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum
I don't mind that she called me a bum
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
So I got down to it

[Verse 3]
I whipped off her bloomers 'n stiffened my thumb
And applied rotation on her sugar plum
I poked 'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm

[Chorus]
Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm
Where's this Dinah-Moe comin' from
I done spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb
From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe
From the Dinah-Moe Humm