I Would Never (Have Sex With You) [Music Songs version] Garfunkel & Oates

[Intro]
A one, a two, a three, four, five, six

[Verse 1]
Remember the time we went out to dinner
You and I alone
We ate some French fries
Let’s do it again

Remember the time we went to the movies
Laughed so hard we cried
And then we ate more French fries (French fries)
Let’s do it again

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I really like you as a friend
But there are things I can’t pretend
Know I could love you 'til the end
But there is just one problem...
Problem... problem...

[Chorus]
I would never have sex with you
Believe me, you’d know it if I wanted to
I already would've shown my boobs to you
But that will never happen