[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13]
Captain of the Millennium Falcon
Galactically unmatched with talent
My track records have been gettin' around
I even, had a plaque up at Jabba's Palace
A scoundrel you don't wanna throw down with
I'll navigate an asteroid field for the challenge
Even if I got a really bad feeling about it
She don't look like much, she got it where it counts, kid
It'll cost if you want a ride
Half now and the rest on the other side
Point-five past lightspeed on this flight
But no refunds if Alderaan is fried
Wonder why all my bars are tight?
'Cause I write raps while trapped in carbonite
Got the rhymes so hot like a tauntaun hide
The kind that'll keep you warm on Hoth at night
Get on my side in a Chewbacca fight
If you wanna keep your arm sockets tight
"Han, what's wrong with the hyperdrive?"
I promise, this doesn't happen often, guys
But I'll improvise, I do not rehearse
Like when I smuggle all the money outta Jabba's purse
Never hesitant to put my quickdraw to work
Greedo would agree with me, 'cause I shot him first
Barkeep, sorry about the mess
Lost count of the bounties upon my head
Boba Fett said I owe a debt?
Too bad that the sarlaac got Boba-fed
Just heard that the Hutts are placing large bets
That I'll make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
I don't need the Force, just simple tricks and nonsense
So you can forget whatever rubbish Obi-Wan says
Captain of the Millennium Falcon
Galactically unmatched with talent
My track records have been gettin' around
I even, had a plaque up at Jabba's Palace
A scoundrel you don't wanna throw down with
I'll navigate an asteroid field for the challenge
Even if I got a really bad feeling about it
She don't look like much, she got it where it counts, kid
It'll cost if you want a ride
Half now and the rest on the other side
Point-five past lightspeed on this flight
But no refunds if Alderaan is fried
Wonder why all my bars are tight?
'Cause I write raps while trapped in carbonite
Got the rhymes so hot like a tauntaun hide
The kind that'll keep you warm on Hoth at night
Get on my side in a Chewbacca fight
If you wanna keep your arm sockets tight
"Han, what's wrong with the hyperdrive?"
I promise, this doesn't happen often, guys
But I'll improvise, I do not rehearse
Like when I smuggle all the money outta Jabba's purse
Never hesitant to put my quickdraw to work
Greedo would agree with me, 'cause I shot him first
Barkeep, sorry about the mess
Lost count of the bounties upon my head
Boba Fett said I owe a debt?
Too bad that the sarlaac got Boba-fed
Just heard that the Hutts are placing large bets
That I'll make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
I don't need the Force, just simple tricks and nonsense
So you can forget whatever rubbish Obi-Wan says
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