Songtober - Tape the Shifty Sticker (and Yape the Rowdy Rusher) Man on the Internet (Ft. Alex Beckham & Juno Songs)

(Spoken)
Tape:
Oh, you was gonna tear down the streamer, eh?
Yous got a grudge against things that come in-

*BOOM*

Oh no... you summoned... HIM!

(Sung)
Yape:
I AM THE MIGHTY YAPE!
I'm a god jumping on this piano!
What is my power? Oh, you know :)

Tape:
You know his power! You better cower!

Yape:
I'm as strong as like a thousand versions of this guy
So flee back to Naples
And buy me from Staples
Before I make you die!

Tape:
You dopey paper mooks!
I thought yous came from books?
You should know there's no escape
When you're facing Tape and Yape!