[Verse 1]
It was a wonderful world
The picture tube was bright
There was so much to do on a Saturday night
Plenty of talk during commercials
Sometimes even popcorn in bed
[Verse 2]
I’ve been a model provider
You must admit to that
A lovely rented bungalow
Two terrific little cats
Is there something that I might have missed?
You haven't heard a word I've said
[Chorus]
Since his penis came between us
Since his penis came between us
[Verse 3]
I don't mean to seem angry
But I'm a bit taken back
What did you say his name was?
Oh my god, it's not Jack?
That scoundrel's gonna get a talkin' to
Tomorrow at the coffee machine
It was a wonderful world
The picture tube was bright
There was so much to do on a Saturday night
Plenty of talk during commercials
Sometimes even popcorn in bed
[Verse 2]
I’ve been a model provider
You must admit to that
A lovely rented bungalow
Two terrific little cats
Is there something that I might have missed?
You haven't heard a word I've said
[Chorus]
Since his penis came between us
Since his penis came between us
[Verse 3]
I don't mean to seem angry
But I'm a bit taken back
What did you say his name was?
Oh my god, it's not Jack?
That scoundrel's gonna get a talkin' to
Tomorrow at the coffee machine
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