The Incredibles Recap Rap The Warp Zone (Ft. Jesse Pepe)

[Verse 1]
Take it back to the glory days
The 60s in a vague way
This super man is super buff
Although he must skip leg day
Hero of the city
From treed cats
To bomber mimes
He can't compartmentalize
He always says
"I've still got time"
Barely makes his nuptials
To bae with stretchy powers
They were recently sweating
In skintight suits
They could use a shower
When he prevents a suicide
Perception gets reversеd
Then it starts
A string of lawsuits
'Cause humans are thе worst
Now he's grinding 9 to 5
Tucked away in a cubicle
Endures his boss
Whose managing style's
"Inconceivable!"
Civilian life just ain't for him
Takes it out on his car
Once on top, Incredible
Is now just Mr. Parr
Kids have their own issues
Like hormonal Sue Storm
Bart Simpson Flash
And a future terror newborn
Helen keeps her cool
And you could say fantastically
While Bob is on the precipice
Of American Beauty Tragedy
Fun for the family
Have a laugh with your kids
And try to ignore
How truly messed up
This family really is