New York Doesn’t Like Your Face Central Park Cast (Ft. Audra McDonald, Daveed Diggs, H. Jon Benjamin & Stanley Tucci)

[HELEN, spoken]
You know, it does do something, that's impressive

[MAYOR, spoken]
You're kidding, wow

[ASHLEY, spoken]
Yep, and we're just getting started

[ASHLEY] (BITSY)
Convincing this city to like this old biddy
Is the hard job I'm here to do
Now, as we've established
You smile like a catfish
And your resting face looks like
You're taking a poo

The Strangler outpolled you
In case no one told you
That's what's called losing the race
So before the hard-hitting
The first step's admitting
New York doesn't like your face

First up, Bitsy Brandenham
Twitter, TikTok, Instagram
The Big Apple thinks you're the pits
(I don't need to)
Bitsy, listen to this
They think you're shysty
(I'm flirty and feisty)
That's just the Long Island iced tea
(With Bloody Mary mix)
It's not okay
What the bloody mayor is trying to say
Is New York doesn't like your face