Everyone’s Platinum Sequel [2014 Edition] Vedfx (Ft. Various Artists)

[The Rap Battle Parody: DeshawnRaw]
I broke with my ex girl, here's her number
Sike, that's the wrong number

[Come On: The Notorious B.I.G, Bill Nye: The Science Guy Theme Song: Mike Greene]
I got seven Mac-11's, about eight .38's (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill)
Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's the shits never end (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill)
You can't touch my riches (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill)
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill)
Biggie Smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill)
The two weed spots, the two hot Glocks (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill)
Huh, that's how I got the weed spot (Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill)
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lamb spread (Bill, Bill)

[All Star: Smash Mouth, Bearforce One (Megamix): Bearforce One]
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll mе
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shеd
(Hoo-ha, hoo-ha)
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go (W-w-wacko)
You'll never shine if you don't glow