All Hail The Brain Graham Phillips

[KIDS, whispered contrapuntally]
Brain's gonna do it!
Brain's gonna do it!
Friday night, the Brain's gonna do it!
Friday night, we go to the mall
And Brain's gonna get us into the movie!
Gonna go see The Bloodmaster!
Friday night, The Bloodmaster!
Friday night, Friday night!
Brain's gonna do it!
Brain's gonna do it!

[EVAN]
I have a plan
I have a plan
Possibly, I think I have a plan
It'll take a lot of work
It'll take a lot of luck
But when it all comes through
They'll say:

"All Hail the Brain!
He does what no mere mortal can!
He's the man!
Evan Goldman!