Come With Me Rodgers & Hart

[POLICEMAN]
Come with me
Where the food is free
Where the landlord never comes near you
Be a guest in a house of rest
Where the best of fellows can cheer you
There's your own little room
So cool, not too much light
Where you're one man for whom
No wife waits up at night
When day ends
You have lots of friends
Who will guard you well while you slumber
Safe from battle and strife
Safe from the wind and gale
Come with me to jail

[ANOTHER POLICEMAN]
You'll never have to fetch the milk
Or walk the dog at early dawn
There's no get up you're late for work
While you rest in the pearly dawn

[POLICEMAN]
You're never bored by politics
You're privileged to miss a row
Of tragedies by Sophocles
And diatribes by Cicero