I am a gamer and I read the news
Nintendo did a thing that I cannot excuse
The middle finger, no, they'll never stop
I heard they're giving Mario a bulging crotch
In the new game, he's constantly swearing and he shoots up drugs
The princess isn't in another castle
She's in another strip club
And she's showing everyone her toadstool every night
Logged on and I found it out
They are making Mario nasty now
A middle finger and a potty mouth
They are making Mario nasty now
Yoshi doing dirty things using his tonguе
Toad became a cannibal who eats his sons
Luigi's now a nudist and hе always vapes
You can see his genitals when the dope clouds fade
The sexual encounters earn you extra coins and points
And Bowser only does fire-breathing to light up pot joints
The Donkey Kong and Wario go on violent crime sprees
The game will surely be rated M by the ESRB
Nintendo did a thing that I cannot excuse
The middle finger, no, they'll never stop
I heard they're giving Mario a bulging crotch
In the new game, he's constantly swearing and he shoots up drugs
The princess isn't in another castle
She's in another strip club
And she's showing everyone her toadstool every night
Logged on and I found it out
They are making Mario nasty now
A middle finger and a potty mouth
They are making Mario nasty now
Yoshi doing dirty things using his tonguе
Toad became a cannibal who eats his sons
Luigi's now a nudist and hе always vapes
You can see his genitals when the dope clouds fade
The sexual encounters earn you extra coins and points
And Bowser only does fire-breathing to light up pot joints
The Donkey Kong and Wario go on violent crime sprees
The game will surely be rated M by the ESRB
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