Mountain Dew Grandpa Jones

[Verse 1]
There’s a big holler tree down the road hea from me
Where you lay down a dollar or tew
When you come down the bend and you come back again
There’s a jug full 'o good ole' mountain dew

[Chorus]
Oh they call it that ole mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
I’ll shut up ma mug if you fill up ma jug
With some good ole mountain dew

[Verse 2]
My uncle Nort, he’s sawed off and short
He measures about four foot tew
But he thinks he’s a giant when you give him a pint
Of that good ole mountain dew

[Verse 3]
My old aunt June bought some brand new perfume
If had such a sweet smelling pew
But to her surprise when ya' had it analyzed
It was nothing but good ole mountain dew

[Verse 4]
The preacher rolled by with his head haisted high
Said his wife been down with the flu
And he thought that I 'ort just to sell him a quart
Of that good ole mountain dew