Paul is Dead MC Lars (Ft. YTCracker)

Intro:
The government is lying!
Don’t believe everything you hear!
In fact, there’s a logical explanation for everything
Let’s trace it back to the genesis
Conspiracy theories (conspiracy theories)
It’s MC Lars and the Rondo Brothers tearing it up!!

Verse 1:
I’m dropping knowledge on conspiracy theories
Do you hear me?
It’s evident the government is lying monthly, yearly
Because JFK’s death was the direct result
Of the Chupacabra submerging a ginormous boat
The Titantic, don’t panic, it was sunk by this beast
Then the Loch Ness Monster had a yummy icy feast
OJ Simpson? Innocent, it was Big Foot on crack
Who had a jealous rage and snapped Ron Goldman’s back
In fact the facts explain everything you might deny
Big Foot crashed in Roswell, let me tell you why
He was chilling with some aliens who couldn’t really fly
So they landed in New Mexico that’s why reports imply
The Manson Family and Timothy McVey
Were evil demon robots built by the CIA
That the mafia enlisted for an insidious plot
I read it on the Internet the facts say a lot!