Seltzer Jack Stauber's Micropop

[Intro]
Step off the plate, will ya?
Oh jeez, I-I don't know
Well, here goes nothing!

[Verse]
Suckin’ seltzer off the ground (Take your time with it)
Without a mountain to be found (And if you know)
And if you don't turn nothing out
If you've been rotten, knock them out

[Chorus]
Well, if you tell me (Oh), you tell me (Good)
You tell me (Good) tell me tell me toni-i-ight (Oh, oh)
Well, you’d be saying (Ooh), saying (Ooh)
Saying (Ooh) something right for a change (Maybe, ooh)

[Outro]
(ereht revo og si od nac I lla ekil skooL)
(em das ,das ho ,em das ,das hO)