Can’t Wait for Christmas Loose Tapestries (Ft. IDRIS (UK), Noel Fielding & Sergio Pizzorno)

[Intro: Noel Fielding]
It was Christmas Eve, and all was sleeping. All but The Loose Tapestries, who were writing a Christmas song. A new kind of Christmas song, that could be inhaled like a gas or sprinkled into the eyes of sleeeping children. Drunk on egg nog, this bombastic minstrels slipped down chimneys and pumped their new song into every turkey in England. This was their gift to the nation. For they were Loose Tapestries!

[Chorus: Serge Pizzorno]
I can’t wait for Christmas to come!
I can’t wait for Christmas to come!
I can’t wait for Christmas to come!
It’s coming… coming… boom!

[Serge Pizzorno]
Christmas, Christmas

[Verse 1: Noel Fielding]
Heave ho! You never can tell
Delivering gifts to the children’s faces
London town covered in snow
Pocket full of mistle toe
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pum!
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pum!
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pum!

[Serge Pizzorno]
Christmas, Christmas

[Verse 2: Noel Fielding]
Heave ho! You never can tell
Riding through the streets on the Christmas turkey
Baby Judas putting on the show
Pocket full of Haribo
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pum!
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pum!
Pa, pa, pa, pa, pum!