Two Little Men in a Flying Saucer Ella Fitzgerald

[Verse 1]
Two little men in a flying saucer
Flew down to Earth one day
Looked to left and right of it
Couldn’t stand the sight of it
And said "Let’s fly away
They took a look at a Western movie
Somebody heard them say
"If a horse can be a star
Think how dumb the people are
We'd better fly away"

[Bridge]
Then they shook their little green antennas
Scratched their purple hair
Said, "This planet is an awful menace
Let's go back to where we came from"

[Verse 2]
Two little men in a flying saucer
Just didn't care to stay (No, no)
Said, "It's too peculiar here"
Headed for the stratosphere
And quickly flew away

[Bridge]
Now they took a left in Ebbets Field in Brooklyn
When the Dodgers played a baseball game
Heard all the screaming
Said, "We must be dreaming 'cause this planet is insane"
During intermission, heard a politician
Making speeches as they traveled by
(Gabble, gabble, gabble)
But they departed faster than they started
'Cause the holler blew them sky high
[Verse 3]
Two little men in a flying saucer
Flew down to Earth one day
Listened to a radio, saw a television show
And said, "Let's fly away"
They got their fill of commercial jingles
And they were heard to say
"All the people seem to be living in a nursery
We'd better fly away"

[Bridge]
Traveled all around and once they’d seen us
Said, "Let's head for space
We were better off on Mars and Venus
Goodness, what a place to live in"

[Verse 4]
Two little men in a flying saucer
Just didn't care to stay (No, no)
Crossed a crowded thoroughfare
Saw the hats the women wear
And quickly flew away (Woo, woo)
And quickly flew away (Woo)
One look and then they flew away

[Outro]
Two little men in a flying saucer
Two little men in a flying saucer
Two little men in a flying saucer
Two little men in a flying saucer