Starboy (Parody) Bart Baker

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as The Weeknd]
I'm The Weeknd, I'm the greatest ever
Rich as hell, now got so much cheddar
I'm a huge pop star dude however
I'm never happy smile never
And so I made a catchy song that
Makes me seem like an egocentric ass
All I do in this verse is brag about all the cars and girls I have

[Pre-Chorus 1: The Weeknd]
I hate the person that I used to be
So I cut my hair and now I've totally
Reinvented myself with a haircut
Which is a very immature teen mentally
It's clear that I've totally lost my mind
All of these platinum records have made me blind
Might as well destroy everything of mine
But, before that, I'ma snort some lines

[Chorus 1: The Weeknd]
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
They would all laugh
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
At my stupid fucking hairdo
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
Kiss my damn ass
(Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
Now I'm richer than all of you