Best Kept Secret Diamond and The Psychotic Neurotics

[Verse 1]
You see, I skip to my lou like Napoleon at Waterloo
My name is Diamond D, tell you what I'm gonna do
I dip and I dab like a Mike Tyson jab
Even though there's flab, I possess the gift of gab
I shoot it like a jammy and girls give the panties and
Even with a fanny and I might win a Grammy and
Maybe I won't, so I'll chill like the Pope
See, I'll never mope 'cause I know my shit is dope
Like Colombian fish scale
Ask my man Ishmael — (Diamond D got props like a cop)
(Ahhhhhh!) Or better yet — DT, 'cause brothers can't see me
Even your girl says you got a small wee-wee
Now you wanna go upside her head (Fuck you talkin' 'bout?!!?)
Do you feel intimidated by the things she said? (Yo! Chill!)
Don't be mad 'cause I paid her back
(You know I) took her to the rest and I laid her back
(I go) on and on like popcorn with the butter
A-a-a-a-yo! I used to stutter
But I fall on track and some may say I'm wack and fat
But in fact, I'm not any of that, black!
See, I'm the best kept secret (Yeah!)
So shut the fuck up and peep it! (Come on!)

[Hook x4]
"Diamond D"
"Raised in Forest"
"Rapper tries to diss? I crush the motherfucker!"