I’m Irrelevant Bro Meghan McCarthy (Ft. Scotty Sire)

[Intro: Meghan McCarthy]
Oh, man
I, uh... I auditioned for Disney Channel once
Didn't get a call back

[Verse 1: Meghan McCarthy]
I'm irrelevant, bro, on my period flow
Two mill on YouTube with a bad view ratio
I'm not competition, I don't get no texts
Man, I'm bouncing all these checks, can barely pay my rent
But I have a space for to and I ride it like a tool
This is Team Zero, trick, we don't get no views
I only get hit on at Taco Bell drive-thru
'Cause the fire sauce I use, dude, gives me mad, bad poos
It's the closest that I'll get to ever being lit
Is my verse done yet? My god, I gotta shit
But I'll just hold it in like I do with all my tears
Falling off of YouTube is one of my biggest fears
Scranton's where I'm from, barely have any income
I suck like I'm a thumb and these tattoos really dumb
And I still gotta go and it's more than number one
I sharted in my pants, just call me Sticky Bun

[Chorus: Meghan McCarthy]
I'm irrelevant, bro, I'm irrelevant, bro
I'm irrelevant, bro, I'm irrelevant, bro