Disney Credits Song Sarah Smallwood Parsons

[Verse 1]
Song's already great, ooh-whoa
But that's not enough
So we'll change the key
Fuck the melody
Disney Credits Song

[Spoken Interlude]
Hi! I'm the R&B cover in the end credits of a Disney movie! You know, the one that takes the title song and makes it weirdly sexy? Because while Disney movies are for children, the end credits are for their horny, horny parents!

[Verse 2]
Time to set the mood
Kids arе in their rooms
Kind of weird to touch
When thе song's doing-- The song's doing so much
Here's a crazy riff
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-boh, yeah-eah-hey!

[Spoken Interlude 2]
Thank you. Now that's because Disney wants parents to fuck, to make more kids, to watch more Disney! And that's the real circle of life. Which is why I'm here to promote my new DVD collection: "Disney, But Fuck". Featuring all of my most tantalizing end credits, sung by mostly by iconic black vocalists because Disney thinks that counts as diversity

[Verse 3]
Can you clap them cheeks tonight?
But don't clap too loud, no
The sun's asleep, so let's bone quietly
Oh shit, he's standing right there