Honey I spunked the kids OCTOBERSFULLMOON

[Intro: RJLDiablo]
Oh no, honey
I spunked the kids
Oh my god, what will I ever do?
Let me go on the TV and have a look...
Wagwan, it looks like you need a solution for spunkin' on the youngins
Yeah, yes, that’s what I need, yeah
Well have I got the solution for you, I introduce, the DeSemenFier 2000
Woah, I know, right? And it's only 69 quid, amazing offer
I should totally buy that

[Verse 1: RJLDiablo]
Ayy, ayy
The DeSemenFier, I must pay (Pay), walkin' up to Argos, out my way (My way)
You don’t wanna fuck with me today (Today), I spunked the kids, better save the day (Day)
This a warground, this a mayday ('Day), ayy, ayy, ayy
Yeah, I spunked the kids and I won't give up
My little daughter needs a lift-up
I'm thе shady uncle, dick's up
Grew up 'round some parts, was a bit rough
Not gonna liе, it was a bit tough
Not my upbringing, the dick, uh (Uh, uh, uh)

[Interlude: RJLDiablo]
Get the fuck outta my way, bitch
I need to get the one and only
DeSemenFier, woah, it's so pretty
Back off, sir
Shut the fuck up, bitch
Gimme that
It's all mine
Let’s un-spunk the kids, honey