Stupid Skit Logic

[Intro: Logic]
This is a stupid skit

[Dialogue: Person 1 & Person 2]
"Hey"
"Yes?"
"Do you usually walk down dark alleyways at nighttime?"
"Oh, I'm on my way home"
"Hahahahaha, bitch, I'm gonna rob you. And then I'm gonna take all your money, and then I'm gonna shoot you"
"No please, no please, no"
"Too late. *Pew pew pew pew* — that was my silencer"
"I've been shot! Noo, I'm dying!"
"Not fast enough bitch. Give me your purse."
"No please, no please, no"