[Verse 1]
Looks like you could use some help
From the big boss-man himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
Oh, with the punch of his right hand
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
[Chorus]
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
[Verse 2]
Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
(This accent is really difficult)
Looks like you could use some help
From the big boss-man himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
Oh, with the punch of his right hand
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
[Chorus]
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
[Verse 2]
Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
(This accent is really difficult)
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