A Summary In Sumeru The Stupendium

[Intro, spoken]:
Oh, hello! You don't look familiar!
I suppose you're here for a little bit of lyrical enlightenment, hmm?
Alright then. Strap in!

[Verse 1]
Welcome weary Traveler, you're new, I haven't seen ya
You stand amidst the grandeur of Sumeru Akademiya
A scholarly repository of knowledge and philosophy
Concoction and apocrypha are seldom to be seen here
Our word is official in a whirlwind of disciplines
Enlightening the minds of the world and its citizens
You strike me as likely a person who's visiting?
So, might be you find you're uncеrtain of fitting in?
We've boffins in technology and noggins for biology
But you'vе dropped into the college of the prof of Aetiology
The study of what was and is, their causes and, well, probably
You'd think of it as 'history', simplistic but just tolerably
So, honored be the Sumeru to summarize events for
A quick initiation to equip you for adventure
The mythic twists of nations, the intrigues and invasions
Exquisitely relayed by a semi-certain mentor
I'll be honest, there's a lot of it, and though we're never wrong
There's a reason no one's ever tried to show it in a song
Whilst musicians of tradition throughout the kingdom might prefer ballads
When I'm spitting wisdom, you'll forgive a little word salad