The Best Pumpkinhead

[Pumpkinhead]
This is a Crazy Legs backspin
This is comin home drunk from a club, to a back massage and aspirin
This is Michael Jackson, when he had black skin
Singin "ABC" with his brothers, in Quincy Jones mansion
This is the best thing since grandma's peach cobbler
This is the high you get when you first smoke on some ganja
This is the Cosby Show, when every dude wanted to be Theo
I had a crush on Denise and Sandra
This is my girl, for wantin to be my wife
This is track one on Stevie Wonder's "Songs in the Key of Life"
This is the first time you heard Lauryn Hill
This is the feeling you get when your girl decides not to take that morning after pill
This is the best of the best feelings in your chest
This is J-Lo's breasts, in that green dress
This is the first time I made out
This is throwin out all my Gobots when the Transformers came out
The best

[Hook: various samples scratched]
"Damn right I like the life I live" - B.I.G
"I know a FEW understand what I'm talkin about" - Mos Def
"Damn right I like the life I live" - B.I.G
"I reminisce" - CL Smooth, "It's all good" - B.I.G
"Damn right I like the life I live" - B.I.G
"I'm takin niggas on a trip straight through memory lane"
"Damn right I like the life I live" - B.I.G
"I reminisce" - CL Smooth, "on" - "the best"