My Girlfriend Sucks Bowling for Soup

[Verse 1]
You're gonna think I’m crazy
And I really don't wanna creep you out
But I've been watchin’ you
And I could swear I saw you checkin' me out
So how are you this evening?
I see you all the time
I got the nerve to talk to you now
I've got a proposition for you
Let me know how all of this sounds
Whoa, I'm kinda nervous
Here goes nothing

[Chorus]
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one
Why can't it be you?
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one
She sucks, it's true
My girlfriend sucks, I need a new one
So why can't it be you?

[Verse 2]
She takes me for grantеd
And it’s possible her dad wants me dеad
She drinks unleaded gasoline
And soon she’ll have two horns on her head
I used to buy her flowers
She'd smell them, they would die
It’s possible she may be possessed
Not to mention jealous, mean and miserable
Oh God, I'm so depressed
Whoa, please help me Obi Wan Kenobi