Suck my shit frontally backwards Debobt (Ft. Emily Watts)

[Intro: debobt, Emily Watts]
Hold me close and hold me fast
Shout out my haters man (Dope 70 billion)
Y'all said I can't cook?
Debo can't cook?
Gordon Ramsey ain't got shit on me bitch

[Verse 1]
I'm the best cook in the world
Salt and pepper on the steak
Slam dunk that shit on the grill
Asparagus on the grill
Pull the steak off the grill
Pull the asparagus off the grill, put it on the plate
Cut up the mushrooms, put it on the pan
On some heat with some butter
Salt and pepper on the shiitake mushrooms
Cook the mushrooms up
Stir 'em up a little bit, take them off the- (Squidward)
Put 'em on the platе
Damn that look good

[Outro]
(pained groan)