News Jesse Welles

[Intro]
One, two, go

[Chorus]
Turn on the news
The dinosaurs are on
There's a T. rex, Hannity, and a Megalodon
Well, "It’s my money and I need it now!"
They're eating their young, it's a real chow-down
ABC, CNN, CBS, Fox
I don’t care, you know it all sucks
Turn on the news
I wanna hear the heads talk

[Verse]
You're entering a no-spin zone
So if you planned on spinning
Boy you'd best go home
We're keeping you informed
Here's a breakdown of the facts
We got new developments
And we'll bе right back
Ancient lizard babes with a bug in their еar
Just a-feedin' you lies and a-spoonin' you fear
Familiar folks, all coming to you live
It’s that same old face with a brand-new lie