Female Heist Movie John Mulaney

My girlfriend's a female and I had all these friends that were female. So when I started dating her I was like, "Oh great, they'll all get along… no." Not even a little at the beginning. I don't want to make any generalizations about women because I don't know shit about women, but if there is one thing I've learned in my personal experience is that I think women can be friends with each other, but I think it can be tricky sometimes when you force women to hang out with each other. I think that sometimes doesn't work.

Like, I don't think that you could ever put together a heist with women. Does that make sense? Ocean's Eleven with women would never work. 'Cause two would keep breaking off and start talking shit about the other nine. Or not even talk shit, just say weird passive aggressive things while they break into the casino. Just be like, "Aw, I love how you just wear anything."