Tulane (Live At Vivint Smart Home Arena, Salt Lake City, UT / March 25, 2017) Eric Church

Yeah ulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop
Back under the counter was the cream of the crop
Everything was clickin' and the business was good
But one day lo and behold, an officer stood
Yeah Johnny jumped the counter then he stumbled and fell
But Tulane made it over, Johnny jumped up and yelled

Go head on, Tulane, he can’t catch up with you
Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you
Go Tulane, use all the speed you got
Go Tulane, you gonna need a lot
Go Tulane, he laggin' behind
Go head on, Tulane

Yeah go by your father’s house and tell him business is slow
And see if he will leave us something, soon as you hit the door
Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room
Go by Doctor Kelly's tell him swab us up a few
Tell him that we need it quick 'cause need to testify
That you been sick all day, and that’s a perfect alibi

Go head on, Tulane, he can’t catch up with you
Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you
Go Tulane, use all the speed you got
Go Tulane, you gonna need a lot
Go Tulane, he laggin' behind
Go head on, Tulane