[Round 1: F.L.O.]
Alright look, yo' mama hella gangsta
Yo mama's so gangsta she dip Saltine crackers in pig foot juice
She french braid Questlove hair from The Roots
She do security for Lil' Wayne video shoots
She use Kool-Aid to dye Ghostface's wallebee boots
Yo mama go hard really cause she never left Philly
And got a warrant for prostitution in like three different cities
She got a paternity lawsuit with that nigga P. Diddy
And a Big Daddy Kane tattoo on her left titty
I'm a black villain he'd have your back peeling
This is what it would look like if Kat Williams had had black children
Nigga, he's so sweet his gums look gay
When that muhfucka shoot he bust this way "pew pew die niggas"
I will beat the breaks off this fucking fake
I thought Philly made cheese steak not fruit cakes
Him and his AA sponsor dress as drag queen Monsters
And take private helicopters to Lady Gaga concerts
Now nigga that don't mean he gay
But he be in the front row screaming out, "I Was Born This Way"
Take it farther on this burrito truck worker
Make me a [?] burger or I'll murder the princess of Persia
You are directly from the testies of Joe Pesci
You and your boyfriend Jessie think Allen Iverson is sooo sexy
Pigeon chest noodle arms, bitch boys do no harm
Your name Uno Lavoz oh shit I thought you was Bruno Mars
Alright look, yo' mama hella gangsta
Yo mama's so gangsta she dip Saltine crackers in pig foot juice
She french braid Questlove hair from The Roots
She do security for Lil' Wayne video shoots
She use Kool-Aid to dye Ghostface's wallebee boots
Yo mama go hard really cause she never left Philly
And got a warrant for prostitution in like three different cities
She got a paternity lawsuit with that nigga P. Diddy
And a Big Daddy Kane tattoo on her left titty
I'm a black villain he'd have your back peeling
This is what it would look like if Kat Williams had had black children
Nigga, he's so sweet his gums look gay
When that muhfucka shoot he bust this way "pew pew die niggas"
I will beat the breaks off this fucking fake
I thought Philly made cheese steak not fruit cakes
Him and his AA sponsor dress as drag queen Monsters
And take private helicopters to Lady Gaga concerts
Now nigga that don't mean he gay
But he be in the front row screaming out, "I Was Born This Way"
Take it farther on this burrito truck worker
Make me a [?] burger or I'll murder the princess of Persia
You are directly from the testies of Joe Pesci
You and your boyfriend Jessie think Allen Iverson is sooo sexy
Pigeon chest noodle arms, bitch boys do no harm
Your name Uno Lavoz oh shit I thought you was Bruno Mars
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