Fast, Fierce & Funny Cameo

[Intro]
Money, money, money, money

[Verse 1]
I'm here to make some waves
Hoping to convince you before you have a thing to say
Be it a car or expensive caviar
They go to your creditors 'cause they know who you are
Don't leave your home without American Express
Never trust your friends without a very thorough credit check
Some people will pay you with one eye on the clock
Others will have to pay through their friendly neighborhood loan shark

[Chorus]
Fast, fierce and funny
The way people can play with your money

[Verse 2]
Now, I tried to romance you and I tried real hard
Everything was going good until they took my credit card
Now, I'm not a flaky kind of guy, you see
I've got plenty of money, but unfortunately, not with me
Now you're my kind of girl and you like nice things
I can tell by the clothes you wear and the size of the diamond on your ring
As long as there's cash around, there's always hope
But once you see what your cash is worth, you'll deep six over and croak