Demarcus Cousins & Ashley Hobo Johnson

[Intro]
Ayo, dead ass
My mom's pretty sure I'm going to be a somewhat successful rapper
I do too

[Verse 1]
I'm not a nice guy (He's not a nice guy)
I go to jail sometimes (He goes to jail sometimes)
But I am slowly getting better
Ever since a little lady wrote me such a lovely letter
I love breathing, pizza, Santa Claus and Jesus and other things that feel real nice to believe in
I love drinking, but not enough to ever have to go to all those stupid meetings (Let's go)
And I love you, DeMarcus Cousins and Ashley
I love you, DeMarcus Cousins and Ashley
I love you, DeMarcus Cousins and Ashley
I love you, you, you, you, you

[Chorus]
I love you like the stars love lonely eyes, ah
On seven consecutive Friday nights
I- I love you like the dog hates the leash
And the leash loves the dog, like I love nothing else at all
I love you like the Kings love to lose
And DeMarcus Cousins loves to ask the refs what he do
Love you like my dad loved my mom
Before they realized they don't love each other at all
I love you like the stars love lonely eyes
On seven consecutive Friday nights
I love you like the Kings love to lose
And DeMarcus Cousins loves to ask the refs what he do