Linda Blair Sun Kil Moon

Seat 2C, Oslo to Warsaw, Norwegian Air
It's 9am and I'm yawning
Next to a perky young girl with beautiful long blonde hair
She's playing a game on her phone and chewing on her Danish
The little girl behind me has a demonic cough
And she sounds like Linda Blair in The Exorcist
"Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaagh! Blaaaaaaaaaagh!"
I hope it's just a common cold and nothing too serious
If it's a serious medical condition, I hope the Lord blesses her

Last time I played Poland was with Justin from Godflesh
I couldn't pronounce the name of the town to save my life or the venue
But we headlined a metal fest
The names of the other bands I don't know
But I do remember the aggressive sound of their names
Cryptdeath Motheroffuck Lord fuck Lord fuck Lord
Blaaaaagh!

I don't know much about Poland, other than Andrew Golota's boxing style
He put his left jab out like a kitten trying to paw a bed sheet hanging out to dry
And his glass chin a very easy target to find
He quit after round two with Mike Tyson
He was on his ass, his eyes bulging with fright
And Lennox Lewis dropped him in round one
He looked like a kid getting knocked on his ass by his daddy
When his daddy came home drunk
But I have a soft spot for Andrew because the great fighters, he never dodged
And I thought it was mean how his fans pelted him with garbage
During his walkout after he lost to Mike Tyson