Santa Left A Booger In My Stocking Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Ft. Meatwad & Neko Case)

[Spoken Intro]
[Meatwad] Hey look everybody, its anti-records recording artist Neko Case
[Neko Case] Hey Meatwad!
[Meatwad] Yea hey, what you doin' in my house girl?
[Neko Case] Well you invited me, were friends Meatwad, remember?
[Meatwad] Oh, yeah right, yeah I know, you ain't' no cop are ya? Cause' you supposed to say if you is
[Neko Case] No I'm not a cop
[Meatwad]Oh good, Neko I'm glad you're here, lets you and me sing a song about the best Christmas gift of all, the one that comes from deep within... from the nose region, specifically

Santa left a booger in my stocking
Santa left a smear of Christmas cheer
St. Nick swiped and wiped
And left me something right
I knew I'd been a good boy this year

[Neko Case] Meatwad someone left a booger in your stocking
But I don't think that they meant it as a gift;
I really think the issue was they couldn't find a tissue
And they used your stocking as a handkerchief

[Meatwad] No it was Santa who left a booger in my stocking, Neko case
And he made sure it was Christmas red and green
He took his mitten off
And shoved his finger up the booger trough
And brought a gift down his nose chimney