Big Jack Horner Sings A Song Aaron Fraser-Nash

[Verse 1]
Let me introduce myself
I’m Big Jack
Got almost everything
That’s no cap
But what I lack in my grasp
I’ll pay my wait in gold for
That’s right, can you guess?
It’s a map
I grew up with a silver spoon but trust me it’s tragic
Was always upstaged when it came to the magic
So I became obsessive and truly fanatic
My trophy room is huge and my collection’s gigantic

[Chorus]
What a good boy I am (What a good boy I am)
I’ll soon have all the magic in the palm of my hands
I’ll beg, borrow, steal
I’ll bribe and I’ll scam
But these pesky little pussy cats aren’t part of the plan
How dare you take what’s mine, you whiskered scum
I’ll grab my bag of tricks
You’ll fear this purple thumb
This isn’t cat nip no
But damn it’s fun
A unicorn horn in the bum if you run