[Intro]
This song was written by myself, Ninja Brian
With a little shoutout to our friend, Egoraptor
Who came up with the title
And told us no one but idiots would make a title
Or a song with a title that stupid, you know what I'm saying
This song's called Unicorn Wizard
[Verse 1]
Riding straight out of your imagination
Using my magic to fight against crime
Destroying evil with powers most awesome
Protecting the weak almost all of the time
But not on Sundays, Game of Thrones is on
Now is the time for a man of conviction
The world needs a hero and I am that guy
[Chorus]
I am the Unicorn Wizard
Riding for justice on a comet of stars
With the help of my sidekick, Princess Handjob
I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are
I am the Unicorn Wizard
Spells are amazing and my reflexes quick
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power
And my power is my horn, my horn is my dick
This song was written by myself, Ninja Brian
With a little shoutout to our friend, Egoraptor
Who came up with the title
And told us no one but idiots would make a title
Or a song with a title that stupid, you know what I'm saying
This song's called Unicorn Wizard
[Verse 1]
Riding straight out of your imagination
Using my magic to fight against crime
Destroying evil with powers most awesome
Protecting the weak almost all of the time
But not on Sundays, Game of Thrones is on
Now is the time for a man of conviction
The world needs a hero and I am that guy
[Chorus]
I am the Unicorn Wizard
Riding for justice on a comet of stars
With the help of my sidekick, Princess Handjob
I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are
I am the Unicorn Wizard
Spells are amazing and my reflexes quick
My horn is my strength and my strength is my power
And my power is my horn, my horn is my dick
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