[Skit]
*Phone rings* "Hello?"
"You have a collect call from" "Fook oof." "Please answer the following question 'Yes' or 'No': Will you pay for the call?"
[Intro: Ringmaster]
"Is this on? Gather 'round my wealthy friends, and endure the horrifying sights only your worst nightmares can produce: actual human beings of a deformed nature. Come at once and come and indulge yourself in our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, enter our three ring show of freaks"
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit out of all y'all, bitches
Which is fine, you don't invite mine to your party
Just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess you're bunch of rich boys
Bitch boys, scary, brrrahhhh!
And what's the big deal about my neck?
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
No, so, now how ya gon' act?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ri-i-i-ing
[Chorus]
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)
*Phone rings* "Hello?"
"You have a collect call from" "Fook oof." "Please answer the following question 'Yes' or 'No': Will you pay for the call?"
[Intro: Ringmaster]
"Is this on? Gather 'round my wealthy friends, and endure the horrifying sights only your worst nightmares can produce: actual human beings of a deformed nature. Come at once and come and indulge yourself in our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, enter our three ring show of freaks"
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit out of all y'all, bitches
Which is fine, you don't invite mine to your party
Just cause I don't look like everybody
I guess you're bunch of rich boys
Bitch boys, scary, brrrahhhh!
And what's the big deal about my neck?
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
No, so, now how ya gon' act?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ri-i-i-ing
[Chorus]
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)
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