Let’s Go, Team Venture! Johnny Mystro

[Intro]
What was this, huh, huh, huh?
What was that, huh?
Yo, put the signal out
Get doc on the horn, alert the public, dude, this is an emergency

[Verse 1]
But shh, don't you worry, it's gon' be alright, baby
The right guy's on our side tonight, baby
Holy shit, that was unexpected
RPG blew apart when it ejected
How the fuck is that even possible?
But nevermind that shit, look out for falling obstacles
The shock ripples in the tiles on the floor
But we gotta make it to the door
And our only hope is enscripted in these foreign hieroglyphics
And what thе fuck is that, a cryptid?
We gotta split, bitch
Throw all the plans in that suitcase, and meet mе with the crew at the squid ship
And call the smartest scientist in a twelve-block radius
I don't give a damn how crazed he is
What do you mean nothing close enough?
The opportunity is closing up
Any port in the storm, whoever we can find, please
Oh, the one who made the RPGs?
Ah, fuck, okay, let's do it
Call them up, then