Algorhythm Chris Ray Gun

[Intro]
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"Now I can do whatever I want!"
"I can't believe it's happening"

[Verse 1]
Well, hello!
It's been a while since I've uploaded a show
Gotta flow back into the mojo
Schedule's slow, but motherfucker I'm a pro, yo
I'm not really in the know though
Been out of the zone like a no-go
Mood’s been flowing to and fro like a yo-yo
I guess i didn't really care about the news or the views because I'm so over
Sprawling algorithmic shit on the walls
Gossip in the halls, “Did you hear about Jake Paul?”
Eight ball, sunk, corner pocket no damn call
Eight part, "What?! OMG I'm nervous, lol"

[Verse 2]
Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon
Gimme simple lacks of talent
Put celebs at a desk, write a check
Up next!
Rinse, repeat
Split it into bits and wait
T'ill it's released
At number one on the trending page
Wanna see Radcliffe look at 10 year old memes?
Isn't this the saddest thing you've seen on TV?
I thought the internet might've finally set us free
But now it's obvious the apple ain’t far from the tree