Paris Hilton’s Closet Kesha

[Verse 1]
My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer
Julie-Anne got laid in the backseat of a Hummer
And got arrested like Mel Gibson
I read in the trades that the *NSYNC boy is..
No way

[Chorus 1]
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was:
''Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos''
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?

[Verse 2]
Celebutants work in the glamorazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the money
It takes a lot to get kicked out of those parties
And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson
I don't recall at all, but I got like fifty phone calls
Oh my God, is it true?

[Chorus 2]
But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lost it
When I woke up the first thing that I thought of was:
''Oh, no, no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes (What'd you do?)''
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?