Piggies (live) Oingo Boingo

Piggy met baby in a disco bar
Baby said, what a cute little piggy you are
When he took one look at her rocket tits
He smiled real wide and said "Baby, you're it"

Piggy said baby won't you come with me
My little place is three steps away
Piggy gonna take us both to paradise
He said "Come on little baby, won't you please be nice"

So Piggy and Baby sauntered into his crib
Said, "here it is baby, this is where I live"
Won't you take a load off, can I fix you a drink
Baby turned real slowly and said, "Piggy you stink"

Piggy said baby, do you have a smoke?
Baby said no, she was tryin to quit
Piggy was speechless for a couple of beats
When his jaw dropped open and he said... "shit"

Now Piggy and Baby had some swingin times
And though piggy was stupid
Baby sure didn't mind
Baby said, "lets go straight to the stars"
And Piggy said
"huh? .... whatever"