The Fundraiser (Fuck You Speech) The Boondocks (Ft. Aaron McGruder & Sung Dae Kang)

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[Intro: English Salesman, Riley Freeman]
Hope you don't mind, we made some tea
Allow me to introduce myself, I'm the bloke you're stealing from
The name's Allister Rigby
But as far as you're concerned I'm Willy Fuckin' Wonka
And you're taking a shit in my fucking chocolate factory
When I have to go to the dentist, I'm upset
When Liverpool beats Arsenal, I'm upset
But when some little shit
Decides to take-over one of the most profitable territories in the country
I'm beyond fucking upset, I'm very fucking upset
So, from now on, your under new management
You will work for me, and in return you'll receive an allowance
Allowance?
Yes, allowance
As in, I'm allowing you to keep 10%
And I'm allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth
Now, you either get down or you lay down
What's it going to be sunshine?
(Riley's Monologue)
This wasn't no movie
The smart thing was to say yes, get up, and leave the room
But then I thought to myself, what if this was a movie?