Deadpool Recap Rap The Warp Zone (Ft. TJ Smith)

An origin story mostly told through flashbacks
Brought to you by overpaid tools and asshats
The Wolverine blueprint with a slightly different pattern
Multiply the violence, add the fuckin' Green Lantern

But you can call him Wade Wilson now
Pizza munching, minor hugging merc with a mouth
Never stops talking, tequila shot knocking
Back at St. Margaret's with Erlich Bachman

His only friend until he meets Vanessa
They spend a year doing it and playing dress-up
So beautiful and kinky, the proposal with the ring pop
Everything's cool 'til cancer throws everything off

The cure's inside a fucked-up institution
That tortures him until he turns into a mutant
Like Ajax (Francis)
Either way, insidious
Turns a perfect idiot real fuckin' hideous

He burns the place down, revenge is in his balls
He needs to break something
(Oh hey, fourth wall)

Just call me Deadpool from the movie, Deadpool
So tongue in cheek you won't believe it, baby
Just like this chorus, it's from the movie
(Get it?)